draw an ace
when the act of drawing wadded tissue across the -n-s results in a clean sheet.
it took roderick three wipes before he drew an ace.
to wipe the -rs- after a sh-t very thoroughly with consecutive pieces of toilet paper, until the last wipe is sh-t free. to ensure the -n-s is completely free of poo after a dump.
i am fastidious regarding my -n-l hygeine. i always ensure i draw an ace after taking a sh-t.
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