dread merchant


a person who makes a living by predicting disasters and worst-case scenarios.
guy1: what’s the news, man?

guy2: bird flu, terrorists, hurricanes, global warming, the price of gasoline and natural gas and electricity skyrocketing, death toll in iraq . . .

guy1: boy, the dread merchants are busy lately!

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