Dread shred
the moment when a dreadlocked personage realises that they have a dread trapped in the office shredder.
usually accompanied by a scream for -ssistance, the dread shred victim can only hope that the shredder becomes clogged or full before the dread is wrenched out at the root, or worse, their entire head begins to be grinded to pulp.
the victim of a dread shred should clearly realise that there is only suffering ahead before the situation gets any better.
“frank, come quick you lummox! jade’s having a dread shred!”
“whoa, turn it off at the plug!”
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