Dreadhonks


the dreadlock hairstyle worn by 1) a caucasian male (aka “honky”) attempting to gain hip-hop or reggae authenticity; 2) a trustafarian pr-ne to follow jam-band tours and not hold down a steady job; 3) a lesbian who enjoys such folk-punk artists as ani difranco, who herself has worn dreadhonks dyed numerous colors of the rainbow.
“my brother’s dreadhonks were down to his -ss when he got back from the widespread panic tour.”

“that dude thinks he looks real with those dreadhonks and sideways cap but he really just looks like zombie l’il wayne.”

“i think i saw more dreadhonks at the siren festival than i’ve seen my entire life.”

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