just like someone who try’s to suck the life out of you… except they try to suck up all the excitiement, fun, positivity and p-ssion from your dreams, and your goals in life.
they are usually sad and unhappy people who are jealous and looking to drag other down with them..
dont let a dream sponge ruin your life
- steaming saddle
when a girl poos on a guy’s back and then rides him naked. bill had never experienced a steaming saddle until he met the cowgirl hooker.
- cold as bricks
when its so d-mn cold outside and the windchill is so low as h-ll that it feels like you are getting “sharkiesha”ed (punched/slapped) in the face by a brick p1: what’s on today’s forecast? p2: bricks or -opens front door to and walks outside- “d-mn its cold as bricks out here”
it is an adjective used to qualify some one with a pot belly. that man is bellerious. his pot belly is m-ssive
- russian crackpipe
when you give your bro some suck, and right as they nut in your mouth, you light their t-st-cl-s with a lighter, essentially smoking the russian crackpipe even though i may never nut again, that russian crackpipe last night changed my life
when you leather-strap an australian chick to a steel gurney, stuff beef jerky up her -ss and p-ssy, then eat it out of her. mate, i totally gurneyed sheila last night. you, too?!