dream virgin
1) someone who has never had s-x in their dreams.
2) someone who, because they are married and would feel guilty, always stops just short of doing it in their dreams.
well, i was dreaming that i was in this hotel room making out with a smoking hot girl, but i couldn’t go through with giving it to her because i’m married and in my dream think “i can’t cheat on my wife”! this happens every time i get close to having s-x in my dreams, thus i am, unfortunately, a dream virgin.
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