Dreamcatcher

an epic novel by stephen king which is a true masterpiece, albeit bizarre as h-ll, about four psychically enabled childhood friends, who are receive their power from a remarkable down synrdome’s kid named duddits. however, during their annual hunting trip, they encounter a disoriented man who was separated from his group. the man, however, is bringing something with him, and the friends are launched into an epic struggle with an alien race. on the other side of the story is an insane militia leader and his protege, and the deadly lengths he’ll go to in order to prevent the aliens from spreading. these two sides of the story become intertw-ngled, leading back to the secret of how the friends they got the way they are, their special fifth friend, their “dreamcatcher”.

stephen king wrote this novel entirely by hand after being struck down by a car in 1999, because he couldn’t sit as his word processor, but he needed to write something because he needed the recreation to ease the pain he was in.

it was fixed into novel form and publsished in 2001, and had a fantastic film adaption in 2003, which starred morgan freeman, thomas jane, donnie wahlberg and jason lee.

also, it’s worth noting that it’s been thrown out that dreamcatcher takes place in the same universe as stephen king’s ‘it’. read it, you’ll see.

dreamcatcher is a novel by stephen king that a lot of older fans didn’t care for, and some even found to be less cl-ssier than his earlier work. mainly because of the monsters known as ‘sh-t-weasels’.

but it’s still an incredibly worthy read, and an excellent film.
a sock that you jerk off into.
“hey jimmy! wanna go to the tavern and holler at some broads?”

“sorry steve, i have a date with lady margaret the dream catcher.”
a rag, cloth, shirt, or something of the sort used to catch your skeet after you beat off
“i always use a dream catcher, i don’t want my bed to get all nasty.”
someone who goes after things hopelessly out of most people’s reach — and gets them.
bob quit his job to become a rock star — and he made it!!! what a dream catcher!
the greatest and yet mosted f-cked up movie i’ve ever seen.
i went and saw dreamcatcher last night, it was f-cking weird. my favorite part was donnie wahlberg as duddits. it was an oscar performance. my favorite part was when he says “i duddits!!!!!” and then turns into this crazy alien and goes to town on mr. gray.
this is an activity used for amus-m-nt in west london. it typically involves three people. two people wear many plastic gloves from a petrol station and the third person does a poo into their gloved hands. usually performed in a rural area such as a field. first ever recorded dreamcatchers took place in ruislip england.
we done dreamcatchers last night in a field
when someone give a bl-wj-b/handjob while someone is sleeping, then places sleepers c-m in there own mouth.
dude, i totally gave you a dream catcher last night
dude, what the f-ck?

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