Dreamjob
a dreamjob is said to be potential when you have incredible amounts of sperm building up in your system, to no relief.
this persistence of non-relief is then abruptly ended when your mind takes over and instills a fantastic dream in your deepest sleep, a dream so real that an incredible explosion occurs in your pants, at the hands of no one but your dreams.
in effect, your dream gets you off.
“man i hadn’t m-st-rb-t-d in so long, i got a dreamjob last night.”
“my dream really got me good last night, federico.”
“i prefer a dreamjob to s-x, samuel ferdernicker.”
“i exploded in my gawd-mn pants last night, jeffrey paulertucker, a d-mn dreamjob, i tell ya what!”
the most rigged television game show ever. everybody knows matt bullard is going to win as if he was actually better. he’s just a ringer who has been doing broadcasting since he retired in the late 90s.
dream job winners don’t ever do sportscenter.
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