dress for sexcess


a theory stating that some women will only sleep with you depending on your attire. could also be stated as “dress for suckcess” for women who perform oral on well dressed men.
guy 1: how the h-ll did you ever hook up with that girl?
guy 2: some chicks dig abercrombie. dress for s-xcess!

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