Dress Like a Whore Day


a day celebrated every year on october 31 in which it is socially acceptable for women to wear sl-tty outfits to school, work, or any other function without repercussion. one of the favorite holidays of the male gender.
john: dude, did you see all those chicks on campus today? i thought i had walked into a stripper club!
joe: of course man, it’s dress like a wh-r- day!

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