Dressing the Turkey
taking a sh-t in the turkey before baking at 450 degrees fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.
old man: “oh darling, your turkey is delicious this year. what’s your secret?”
woman: “my secret sauce.”
old man: “well i enjoy you dressing the turkey.”
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