Dresstaurant


any restaurant where you’re expected to dress up in order to attend. these places typically come with stuck up waiters/waitresses, lousy service, food you cannot pr-nounce, and a bill that requires a payment plan.
girl: let’s get dinner at that nice place in the city.
guy: that dresstaurant?! only if you’re paying!

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