drexel hill is not a “small town.” shippensburg is a small town, drexel hill is a neighborhood in upper darby township and part of the highly-populated and crowded philadelphia area. located 10 minutes west of the city in eastern delaware county, drexel hill is a well-respected and overwhelmingly catholic area. “d-hill” has more bars per capita than any other city, although it is easier to grab a bag of weed than a beer. there is ghetto section 8 housing as well as luxurious mansions. drexel hill is a great place to live.
“a neighborhood of neighborhoods”
“my neighbor to the left has a rusted car on his back lawn and drinks budweiser all day, while my neighbor to the right is a jewish lawyer.”
a small town in pennsylvania. the majority of the people there have lived there all of their life. it is right by philadelphia and is therefore its inhabitants tend to use black slang. it is however i well respected town that is very pleasant to live in. highlights include the mcdonalds, the k center, wawa, and cvs
man oh man i wish i lived in drexel hill and not clifton heights.
home of the “palace”. if you live in drexel hill then you’ve been to the palace. the palace is the woods were teenagers go and drink beer, smoke weed, and light fires that you can smell for miles. it never gets raided and everyone gets -ss.
“what’d you do in drexel hill last night?”
“how many kegs did they have?”
well d-hill is a chill -ss town theres alot of drugies and skaters that live here and theres quite alot of bars we also have 2 post offices. its easy as sh-t to get weed and beer if you’re under 21. and the coolest kid in the hill just happens to be none other then rizz.
you’re cr-ppy town of drexel hill is a joke.
my towns a joke? n-gg- i rep d-hill fo life so roll the f— out b4 yo -ss gets beat.
drexel hill is a sh-thole. someone should put a toilet seat over it. it’s the perfect place if you want to get f-ck-d up and do nothing. there’s the pool hall. a bowling alley. and that’s about it. do not come here.
in drexel hill, won’t have a good night here unless you throw up all over yourself.
- drinkin' britches
when suffering from alcohol induced incontinence, drinkin’ britches are the adult diapers one wears to prevent a wet mattress and an upset bed mate. before we tie one on, i’d better go buy some drinkin’ britches for captain wet pants over there. when getting ready to go out for a big night of drinking, you […]
- drinking alone
something you just have to do. i’m drinking alone, but i’m in my apartment so it doesn’t count.
a drive-by involving pie throwing in order to smite our enemies we had to resort to a drive-pie. it was messy.
when a person under the influence over exaggerates anything and everything that they say. “i just drank about 15 beers…” “are you drunkzagerating right now?” “no, man. i’m totally serious.” “i have never had a more terrifying drunk drive home… i saw about 13 cops. and i’m not even drunkzagerating.”