dried apricot
piece of flesh hanging from v-g-n-l regions of female who’s p-ssy has copped a battering over the years
“check the dried apricot hanging from that strippers beaver
nickname for the man sack, resembling the wrinkly skin of a dried apricot.
“i’ll never understand how gay guys go down on guys.. i mean… its like having your face slapped by a dried apricot while choking to death on a hotdog!!”
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