dried-out
slang for sayin when you are all out of something.
joe: u got any weed
john: naw man im dried out
in australian slang means overheated.
john was wandering on the outback and got dried-out.
1. a symptom of abstinence (often involuntary) found in males who have been devoid of s-xual intimacy for an interim of 6 months or more.
2. subsidiary of dry spell.
dr. virile: are you s-xually active?
mr. sadpeep: no i haven’t gotten any in like 7 months…
dr. virile: i see, so this fatigue and trouble urinating started recently?
mr. sadpeep:yeah doc, do you know whats wrong with me?
dr. virile: unfortunately son you are dried out, my diagnosis is d.o.s: dried out syndrome.
mr. sadpeep: oh my god.
dr. virile: its serious but treatable, i’m going to write a prescription for a beautiful woman, its a drug know as nymphotrin and it counteracts your symptoms by satisfying s-xual impulses…just apply it to your p-n-s and you should be fine, if your condition worsens you may be gay, then i advise a stronger dosage of another drug. in any case somebody needs to hit that, get down, and rock your c-ck, capisce?
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