Drilling Platform


this word originated on the belly of the beast level in gears of war.

me and my friends have now adopted it as another name for your bed, while drilling for oil (another urban dictionary exclusive) with a female of some description.
dude,

i had this girl up on the drilling platform sat-rday, went to town on her, she left the house with a limp once i struck oil!

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