drink invader
any close family member or friend who routinely drinks a percentage of any beverage you have made for yourself without asking.
it never fails that when i open a new can of pop, my wife the drink invader waits until i walk away before she guzzles half the thing down.
i hate going to the bar with my friend jill, she’s a drink invader and it ends up costing me money because i buy twice as many drinks.
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