drink monkey
a person who drinks excessively and is often viewed as having a drinking problem. such a person is highly sought after for parties and the like in order to better create a raucous time. despite the amount of alcohol consumed he or she will maintain a good-natured and fun-loving att-tude. due to this ability the drink monkey is essentially a master entertainer but can also feel rather used for it. party invitations can become burdensome to the drink monkey.
a drink monkey sometimes loses sight of maintaining bodily functions such as sleeping and eating. he or she might even schedule back-to-back trips allowing for no recovery time. it is common for drink monkeys to never see the light of day for days at a time and/or to regularly have an alarm set past 6 pm. drink monkeys often struggle to adhere to normal standards of responsibility. he or she commonly faces the question, “why are you drinking so much?”. a drink monkey has a knack for avoiding and minimizing stress of any kind.
drink monkeys are well loved for their ability to create a good time, a positive environment, and most importantly, to drink anyone under the table.
who plans a trip to ocean city immediately before a trip to vegas? that guy is such a drink monkey.
a common drink monkey phrase: “i’ll do one.”
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