drinket
any object (or trinket) you acquire while completely wasted and discover the next morning.
how the f-ck did this sterling silver wedding band get on my hand?…oh sh-t, better add that to my collection of drinkets…
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- Drinking Nap
the act of drinking beer while taking a nap and listening to music. every time the song changes and your still awake, drink some beer until your eventually asleep. why take a regular nap before a fri/sat night when you can take a drinking nap
- Drinksmas Eve
any day between christmas and new year’s eve when folks return home after spending the holidays with their families and really, really need to get a drink. it was another dysfunctional family christmas! can’t wait for drinksmas eve!
- drink my kids
a phrase usually blurted out during oral s-x where receptive partner encourages active partner to swallow the male -j-c-l-t-. yeah! that’s right. drink my kids!
- drive like a dan
the act of driving like a f-cktard. usually involves crashing into lamp posts outside of green hope, clapping to songs while taking turns, and looking ugly; any who sucks terrible b-lls at driving a v8 lincoln hey alex, weren’t you in the car with dan? yeah he hit that pole. he drives like a dan. […]
- Dr. Seuss Willis
what bruce willis would be if he was a children’s writer. “dr. seuss willis wrote a book teaching kids how to count to lucky number slevin.”