Drinkstable
(noun) a police officer (brit., vulg.)
derived from the well-known british spoonerism, “i haven’t had a c-nt all night, drinkstable!” (an inebriated corruption of “i haven’t had a drink all night, constable!” – commonly offered in one’s own defence when apprehended by the forces of law and order for some minor motoring infraction – eg., running down a sunday school outing or driving one’s bentley through the food hall at harrods).
banned for six months? come off it, drinkstable – i’ve only had a dozen pink gins, a jug of pimm’s, three halves of light ale and a schooner of amontillado. my cousin’s a jp, you know!
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