Dripping Ditka
an alcoholic beverage named after the mustachioed former chicago bears coach. the drink is consumed like this: the bartender squeezes bourbon out of a greasy bratwurst bun into a shot gl-ss, then headb-tts you in the nose. you lean forward, letting some blood drip into the shot gl-ss, then slam the shot and yell, “ditka,” in your best chicago accent. only recommended once per evening or tailgate.
i’m unemployed, my mortgage is past due, obama is still president, and the sh-tty bears just blew it again. hey norm, serve me up a f-ckin’ ‘dripping ditka’, will ya!
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