Drive-by Douch


inverse drive-by douche:

1. the regular drive-by douche is to yell out inappropriate, and sometimes nonsensical words or sentence or sounds that have no effect on the pedestrian, but the inverse would be to drive by and yell out intellectual/inspirational/philosophical things such as quotes or ideas.
me: dude, let’s drive-by douche!

ron: how?
me: let’s yell: “electrons are waves and particles!”

“believe in yourself!!”

“pain is temporary, victory is forever!”

“society is a manifestation of individuals collectively trying to be individuals but pathetically resulting in just being all the same”

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