drive by insult
when you open your car window and shout something insulting or meaningless to random pedestrains, best performed with 1.-a driver; 2.-p-ssenger to yell and 3.- someone in the back getting the whole thing on film. turns out unbeleivably funny if done right.
-father and 4 yearold daughter walking down street-
driveby insult guy: there’s no such thing as santa claus!!!!
-guy unloading signs from pickup truck-
dbig: go f-ck your signs!!!
dbig: ahhhrrrrraaaahhheaeeaeagha!!!!!!!
those are drive by insults
where you or others climb in to a vehicle and go drive in a highly populated area and wherever you see people outside you shout obscenities at them. it could be good things but mostly when this occurs you shout at them to make them mad. you could shout at anyone outside like people walking down the street, people leaving resturants, hobos, or most commonly people pumping gas. the greatest accomplishment is coming across someone that has had a really bad day and having them completely explode in verbal or physical anger. just make sure there are no cops and you do not shout at them when stoplights are red.
to make it even more interesting you could also throw things at the people and shout “let it fly.” it puts a more interesting trick to the insults and a couple extra laughs.
“d-mn kids! d-mn drive-by insult’s!”
drive-by insult’s
“pump that gas, b-tch!”
“look! a baby f-cker!”
“get a job c-cksucker!”
“ch-nka tu madre!”
“hey b-tch, let it fly!” (throw object at person or thing)
“sk-nk at the pump!”
“fat -ss!”
i once had a guy do a drive by insult on me as i was walking my dogs. he called me a f-got -ss motherf-cker. i remembered his face and car. i ran into him accidentally when he was walking out of a store months later. i p-ssed into a bottle and splashed it all over the interior of his car. i also dumped salt and water into the gas tank of another different drive by insult. drive by insults are for p-ssive aggressive trash who think they have the last laugh. i’m still laughing now!
drive by insults may be funny for the p-ssive driver, but some people like myself have taken real action for vengeance. they don’t know when it’s coming or how.
they only think they can get away. but i’ve made sure to remember their face, car and plate.
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