drive me to the bank
1. the worst kind of encouragement friends can offer, esp. in regards to contacting exes or related parties.
you’re thinking about doing something incredibly foolishly and your friend offers their help. example… you, “i’d like to egg that -sshole’s car” ..your friend..”i’ve got eggs.” ..you..”sweet! drive me to the bank!”
instead of telling you not to and that you might regret it after because it’s not a good idea, they drive your -ss to the bank.
originated from wanting to go confront the ‘other woman’ who worked at a nearby bank and having a friend not only support the idea, but enable it by driving.
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