drive of shame
it involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surrept-tiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i texted my friend how i performed a drive of shame and it ended up on tfln.
a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surrept-tiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i can’t believe i hooked up with him last night, i had to do a crazy drive of shame
sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surrept-tiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
dude, that drive of shame took her a few hours because her roommate slept in that day.
the drive home (normally with a hangover) in the morning or early afternoon when you are wearing the same clothes as the night before.
good morning. my head hurts so i’m going to brave the drive of shame now and recover at home alone.
it involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surrept-tiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work
last night was fun but i had to do the drive of shame this morning. very embarr-ssing!
a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surrept-tiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i decided that, rather than long enough to get my clothes back on and risk a conversation, i’d take the drive of shame instead.
the drive from the bar to your home, when you are too drunk to drive the night before and you have to pick your car up from the bar parking lot the next morning. it is more shameful when the establishment has already opened again for business and people watch your drunk -ss get in the car that’s been sitting there since they arrived. so you try to accomplish this as early as possible without being seen. the drive usually involves a fast-food stop.
i was up at 6:00 a.m. to get my drive of shame over with.
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