Driver’s Complex
a driver’s complex is contracted after one learns how to drive. it is the need never to sit in the back seat of a car ever again.
symptoms include challenging legitimate shotgun calls and picking fights with the person in the front p-ssenger seat.
guy #1: shotgun!
steve: no, you b-tch, get in the back!
guy #2: calm down, steve! you have a really bad driver’s complex…
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