Driving Adventure
no words can adequately describe this amazing transition into the world of the unknown. basically, it goes back in time to when one could drive places just for fun and not worry. it’s to drive to various unknown locations and possibly get lost for fun.
dude: “i live in the suburbs and i’m so bored, what should i do?”
other dude: “dude, let’s go on a driving adventure, i saw this road i’ve never driven on and we might get lost.”
dude: “that’s freaking legit, i’m down.”
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- duchov
v- to p–p, dookie, drop a deuce. i gotta drop a serious duchov. david duchovney’s knocking at my door.
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the mustache-like plaster of sticky feathers left on the upper lip of someone who has just blown a duck. person 1 “dude, i hate when you eat soup for lunch!” person 2 “why?” person 1 “because it gets all caught up in your duck stash! you are so f–king fowl!”
- Sloppy Gonzales
disgusting but effective bathroom prank. the sloppy gonzales is performed by wiping your -ss on toilet paper after a particularly messy sh-t and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. also effective on sink faucets as well. a perfect companion piece to the greasy pablo and the upper decker. […]