Driving Game
a game played when bored. usually late at night.
rules of game: cram as many people as humanly possible into a car. drive randomly. when stopped at a stop light, look at the clock in the car. if the time is even, go right. if the time is odd, go left. if the driver turns onto a highway, roll some dungeons and dragon dice and go that many exits. if there is only a normal die available, add a zero to the number, and go that many exits. when hungry, pull into the nearest ihop/denny’s. driver never pays for gas or food.
i went on an adventure last night when playing the driving game; we fit 7 people into a 2-door car!
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