driving south


1. a totally plausible transition period one reaches while driving on the open freeway after work on a beautiful friday afternoon, with the wind in your hair, some smashing pumpkins blaring from the stereo, a pocket full of money, a chilled beverage in your lap, and antic-p-ting an awesome weekend.
2. unwinding after work and entering a far truer realm of existence.
dude, after driving south for a half hour i’m ready for the festivities!”

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