DRM

digital -restrictions- management.

policy/code that restricts usage of media that you “own”.
you buy a cd. you copy its tracks to your computer. drm steps in and restricts how you use those tracks — you can only play the song xx times, you can’t send it to anyone, you can’t copy it to your portable audio player, etc.
digital rights management, or some cr-p that means you can’t actually use the sh-t you buy how you want to
this stupid drm alb-m crashed my computer!
something that all electronic manufacturers like to put on their products nowadays so they will “do their little bit for the industry”

the drm feature is actually no use to you but people still buy it because all the companies get together and say “we will put drm on all the products we can from now on”

a little pesky feature that only helps out the content industry but not the person owning it.
normally you can do what you like with any product you buy, unless it has drm in which case it will do what the content industry wants it to do as opposed to the person who owns it.
you go into a shop, pay £400 for a brand new iprod to find out that it doesnt do what you want it to do (copy songs??) even though your the one who paid £400 for it. instead it helps out the recording industry and guess how much they paid for your ipod?? nothing! it isnt theirs, but the drm “helps them out” anyway
digital rights management or, more correctly, digital restrictions management.

any of the group of technologies intended to supress piracy by imposing use restrictions on all copies of a given product. the reason why most of people download their songs off emule instead of buying the cds. one of the most braindead ideas in the history of computing. encourages piracy by making the pirated product more valuable than the legal one. while drm significantly hurts the average user by restricting his/her use of the product, it is only a minor nuisance to those it is intended against (crackers, pirates etc.). object of religious veneration among the entertainment industry despite its complete ineffectiveness.

enhanced drm enforcement is the core feature of windows vista, which makes it ca. 30% slower than xp.
this new cd of mine is drm’d and i can’t put the tracks in my mp3 player
draconian revenue management,

illegal spyware added to (legally) downloaded content by record/ movie companies, worried about their dwindling profits.
the drm means that i can only watch the movie i paid $10 for, once. -rs-holes >:(
digital rights management

this program stops the owner of music from p-ssing it on or puting it to other computers. it can only stay on that computer.
i tried transferring music to my ipod, but drm stopped me
digital rectal m-ssage – a 2006 ig n-bel award-winning medical technique used to terminate intractable hiccups. drm has been shown to stop hiccups within 30 seconds when “attempted using a slow circ-mferential motion.” please see francis m. fesmire’s various medical publications for precise details.
(1) “drm was then attempted using a slow circ-mferential motion. the frequency of hiccups immediately began to slow, with a termination of all hiccups within 30 seconds.” — fesmire, case report published in the annals of internal medicine.

(2) “a 60-year-old man with acute pancreat-tis developed persistent hiccups after insertion of a nasogastric tube. removal of the latter did not terminate the hiccups which had also been treated with different drugs, and several manoeuvres were attempted, but with no success. digital rectal m-ssage drm was then performed resulting in abrupt cessation of the hiccups. recurrence of the hiccups occurred several hours later, and again, they were terminated immediately with digital rectal m-ssage. no other recurrences were observed. this is the second reported case -ssociating cessation of intractable hiccups with drm. we suggest that this manoeuvre should be considered in cases of intractable hiccups before proceeding with pharmacological agents.” — odeh m, b-ssan h, oliven a., “termination of intractable hiccups with digital rectal m-ssage”, journal of internal medicine.