drooling zombie


when a man -j-c-l-t-s sperm from his p-n-s into either a man or woman’s nose, causing for the person to breath out of their noise ending in the result of the person looking like a zombie.
“sarah was p-ssed when john gave her a drooling zombie because she was not expecting it, she couldn’t breath out her nose, and john was laughing his -ss off.”

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