Drop D dickhead music
the majority of modern heavy metal. music which is thrashy for the sake of thrashy and usualy played by complete idiots.
usualy played in drop d (a guitar tunning acheived by by loosening the low e until it is a d) as the name would sugest, but can be played in any drop tunning.
most riffs will consist of 2 to 4 bars of beefy low end crunch, followed by a quick dime squeel. lyrics will either be growled or sang in a wingy moany fashion similar to crying. drummer will usualy play with a double b-ss pedal and a chineese ride symbol.
common characteristics include: not being able to tell riffs apart from each other, not being able to tell songs apart from each other, not being able to tell bands apart from each other.
d-ckhead in boiler suit: “are you going to download festival this year?”.
cl-ssic metaler: “no”.
d-ckhead in boiler suit: “why not?”
cl-ssic metaler: “coz it’s all drop d d-ckhead music”.
d-ckhead in boiler suit:(begins to winge like a b-tch)
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