Dropolopogus
a dropolopogus is a mythical creature standing 27 1/2 feet tall from its feet to the top of it’s horns.
the dropolopogus has the horns of a ram, the eyes of a dragon, the head of a raven, the torso and arms of an extremely buff man, the lower body of a bull, the front two legs of a lion, the back two legs of a hairless sheep, the tail of a really big scorpion, and it’s head is on fire.
penelope: can i buy this cute albino dropolopogus?
clerk: whatever, that’ll be $5,000
penelope: aaaaaaaahhhh!!!
rogue albino dropolopogus: raaaaaawwrrr!!! -eats penelope and cries- yummy…
clerk: cr-p not again.
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