Dropped Yoghurt


the ever-unfortunate premature -j-c-l-t–n
“dude, how did it go with that chick from physiology 1 last night??”
“not so good – we got back to my dorm and were just pashing when i dropped my yoghurt.”
“dude… weak.”

“what’s that stain on your trousers?”
“dropped yoghurt”

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