someone who signs for something that’s supposed to be delivered to you instead
why did joan sign for that delivery of humira? she’s totally being a droppelganger.
- white sheeting
going to an amish culture and having s*x with a woman through a hole in a white sheet for money. big h made 300 dollars white sheeting last night!
- fat f*ckery
the act of engaging in activities that only a fat f*ck would engage in, i.e. being fat and annoying. that f*ck*ng fat f*ck won’t bang his hot *ss wife just because he has ptsd. that’s some serious fat f*ckery right there.
one who buys a lot of things online my mom calls me a whorder for buying a lot of things online…
- pene de muerte
translates to “p*n*s of death” in spanish. ancient mythological tale involving a p*n*s that would kill anything it penetrates. “naughty children that stay up too late will be visited by the pene de muerte”