to anger someone. to p*ss off.
i got all the way to the store and realized i didn’t have my wallet! that sh*t drove me son.
- safety snap
when you send a random snap for the sole purpose of ensuring that you keep a snap streak alive. “why did you send a picture of your wall?” “i’m just sending my daily safety snap to keep the snap streaks alive.” “ah right, makes sense.”
font-eyn-l adjective 1. perverse fixation or obsessiveness with the attributes of a font for an intended purpose. a font*n*l person may obsessively fixate on font attributes like style, size, stroke width, serifs, size of serifs, character confusion, tracking, and kerning. aaron is so font*n*l, he would not approve of that font on our project because […]
- african crab
where during s*x you cut open the b*llsack of a man (african) and when his testes come out you cut them open too and feed him the liquid dude f*ck sara she gave me a african crab and it still hurts
- mccurry alaskan flat tire
worst than whiskey d*ck, limp d*ck or dead erection. only happens in freezing weather. when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck–he had a mccurry alaskan flat tire 🙁 waaaaah..