drug dealer minute
when you text or call your drug dealer and he says he will be there in a “minute.” a minute is another word for hour to them so you don’t go to another dealer. this can get irritating, especially when you want your drugs.
heres some help for when this happens:
5 minutes = 30 minutes
15 minutes = 45 minutes
30 minutes = didn’t leave his house yet
vinny: “yo my dealer said he’ll be here in 5 minutes, where the h-ll is he?!”
kevin: “it’s gonna be atleast another half hour before he comes, he’s playin the drug dealer minutes”
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