Drug dealer moment


when your doctor prescribes you a controlled substance (like adderall, vicodin/lortab, xanax, etc.) and you have the thought “i wonder how much this would sell for”…. usually from the fact that the medicine is not needed or completely outrageous in terms of it actually being needed.
dr. doctor: i’m writing you a precripition for 160mg of oxycontin with no tylenol, 220 quant-ty since your in so much pain from your hang nail…i can also write you a prescription for 900mg of diamorphine if needed…
person: thanks….. -thinks-: zomg sick ill make 2grand off this sh-t when i sell it to the rich druggies at my school!!!! drug dealer moment ftw!!!

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