Drug store christmas
the horrible gifts from the drug store such as a knock off gaming console, a book with i generic t-tle , or a over priced action figure from something you have never heard of. then these gifts are given to an unlucky child for christmas.
mom: ok son open your gift!
little billy: omgggg its a…fun station 5. 0.o
mom: isnt that what you wanted?
little billy: no you dumb b-tch, i specifically asked for a playstation 3. wtf is this sh-t.
mom: sorry you had a “drug store christmas”
little billy: >=(
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