when you’re high as f-ck and see something that triggers you
f-ck, i saw an mcr poster on my phone while hitting a blunt, i’m so druggered.
the act of liberals fighting over whether safety pins are a proper show of support for oppressed minorities, or a smug meaningless non-action. liberal 1: i’m wearing a safety pin to show i’m a safe sp-ce for muslims, blacks, women, and lgbtq folk! liberal 2: omg poc totally don’t like those! f-ck your safety pins […]
- goat run
when you pull your b-lls around your -sshole, so then your b-lls are now by your -ss. i turned around and ian showed me a good goat run.
- frankfurter foliage
the pubic hair surrounding, and often intruding onto the male phallus. jane: ‘wow, johnny, i like what you’ve done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great’ johnny: ‘thanks jane, i thought you’d like them. now, if you wouldn’t mind, please continue sucking and let’s keep the rest of the small talk until after the […]
- puxatony p**p
when you have a very solid p–p that begins its exit from the -sshole but sees it’s shadow and retreats back into your r-ct-m. doctor: how’s the constipation coming? me: one p–p almost came out but shot back up my -sshole doctor: ahh i see… sounds like a cl-ssic case of puxatony p–p
- farting *ss b*tch
someone who sucks -ss at ping pong, has crusty black lips, a farts like a b-tch. gosh, ryan is such a farting -ss b-tch.