drum-punching
s-x play that involves the inner ear. generally only attempted by males with very small genitalia.
so i was drum-punching stacy the other night, and she’s all like, “stop, i can’t hear anything, i think you ruptured my ear drum.”
girl 1: oh my g-d, your ear is like bleeding!!!!!!!!!!
girl 2: i know. i totally got drum-punched by orlando bloom last night.
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