noun- an accident while drinking. typically caused by said drinking.
he had a druncident when he yelled at that lady and peed in the closet last night.
having a weak -j-c-l-t–n, usually companied by a wimpy sound or phrase. hey, i think i have an issue scrobbling, my girlfriend said i wasn’t a man.
- rusty ferret
the act of performing -n-l intercourse and subsequently breaking the -n-s. during the following commotion the relevant p-n-s is inserted as discreetly as possible into the other partys’ mouth. carol broke up with sam yesterday. why? well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that’s just going too far. aaaah duude that’s nasty
- crimson taint
the action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red. janice wasn’t feeling it until louis tipped her -ss-over-head and gave her a crimson taint. the action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red. janice wasn’t feeling it until louis tipped her -ss-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.
- fissure scissor
scissoring b-ttholes, like what lesbians do with their cl-torii. he invited her over to netflix and fissure scissor.
someone who’s cute,funny ,sweet,nice to be around and great in bed and u never get tired of looking at them has a good personality. u never get tired of being around him. he’s great in bed nice to others blackshire