drunco
a drunk person who trips over or walks into anything, coupled with the dangerous, ever-present threat of unco-ordination.
drunco injuries are usually sustained to the knee, face, hips and crutch region.
james – “hey dude, tom just fell into the fishpond!”
travis – “wow, he’s been drinking since six, doesn’t surprise me.”
james – “yeah, he fell down the stairs at school today, he doesn’t even need booze.”
travis – “what a drunco!”
fish – “…”
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