Drunctioning
when you are able to function while (still) drunk.
store manager: you’re not selling as much sh-t as you usually do.
me: that’s because i’m drunctioning. frat party last night, off the hizzle yo.
store manager: say what?
me: nothing. i enjoyed having this professional conversation with you and shall resume my duties as a member of your staff.
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