drunk dump
when you wake up and you’re sitting on the toilet in a drunkin stooper and suddenly realize there is a dump in the water below. falling asleep on the toilet while intoxicated, and still getting the job done.
baby!! bring me a towel! i drunk dumped again but i fell over this time.
breaking up with a person while intoxicated without having any actual intention of breaking up with that person, usually followed by a prolonged period of apology.
i drunk-dumped sarah last night, and she is p-ssed.
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