drunk fussing
short for ‘drunk facebook status updating’ similar connotation to ‘drunk dialing’ and ‘drunk texting’. drunk fussing occurs when one updates their status while intoxicated, saying things he or she would never say sober. one almost always lives to regret it the next day when he or she is reminded of what they did…and it’s far too late to take any of it back.
billy’s drunk fussing caused a lashing from the women in his life, who blew up his profile with retorts.
her drunk fussing revealed far too much to her boss and she lost her job.
his drunk fussing was seen by his parents and they grounded him for his entire senior year.
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