Drunk Mileying


when an individual is heavily intoxicated and attempts to “perform” some of miley’s greatest hits, mainly, but not exclusive too: party int the usa, the climb, when i look at you, see you again, and 7 things. the designated drunk has the highest probability of drunk mileying throughout the night. drunk mileying occurs at an optimal bac of .085 – .1 and the individual who is drunk mileying will often blame knowing the words to the song on a younger sibling of theirs, most likely a little sister. if the designated drunk driver is the one who is drunk mileying however, you should immediately get out of the car.
designated driver: -turns on the radio-
drunk individual in the back seat: -so hard with my girls not around me, it’s definitely not a nashville party
designated driver: -bashes head against window while swearing many expletives-
drunk individual in the back seat: cause all i see are stilettos, i guess i never got the memo
designated driver: stop drunk mileying

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