when your friend n*gg*r joe gets drunk and you go to the h*r*house with his credit card
everybody hates drunk n*gg*rs that date crazy asains
- haunted hayride
when you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax. tracy and i sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal s*x became a haunted hayride. now i hire escorts to throw cats on […]
- permanently borrow
to steal or acquire something and never give it back can i permanently borrow you’re dress?
- b*mping pretties
the exact opposite of b*mping uglies. if two ugly people are b*mping in the other this two attractive mf-ers having s*x in an intense fashion. yeah, tina and doug were in the closet b*mping pretties, good looking motherf——!
- kevin n carlos
two bad b*tch*s . kevinncarlos kevin n carlos are good looking !