drunk patrol
when out with people who are drinking/drunk, the person or people on drunk patrol are the people who are keeping them from getting into too much sh-t, like getting arrested or hurting themselves. like a designated driver, but for everything.
“while i was out with everyone last night, i had to be on drunk patrol, and someone almost jumped off a bridge but i stopped them.”
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“jerry threw up last night, but i was on drunk patrol so i had to clean it up.”
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