when a drunk person attempts to do science.
i was drunk sciencing last night and things did not turn out well!
- dry b*tch
when somebody doesn’t reply to texts or snapchats for multiple hours, but he/she knows that they are there. reyanda is a dry b-tch. she never answers her texts via giphy
to capture perfectly; to epitomize the excerpt embobulates the need for hope in our society. julie embobulated the stereotype of “cheerleader.”
- ennui sandwich
that’s that thing when you’ve been waiting in line for the toaster, but you’re so hungry you make yourself a bagel and eat it before you eat your actual toasted bagel. i was really determined to use the toaster for my bagel but i was so hungry i had to make myself an ennui sandwich. […]
- estrogen vessel
slang word for a female. an estrogen vessel. been single for a while now mate…. need to get yourself an estrogen vessel.